glowcloud:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

omg he’s so scared. I feel like I’ve been in this exact position. and then when letterman makes the “dave-z” joke u see his face light up and he’s like “yes… This is my friend”

(via lampsarepeopletoo)


ignitionremix:

why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

(via just-grasping-at-straws)


streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via xenorolla)


these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

(via xenorolla)


onlytwitterpics:

The motto

onlytwitterpics:

The motto

(via ruinedchildhood)


Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me.
Ragehound (via girl-violence)

(via xenorolla)


zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

(via just-grasping-at-straws)


funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via xenorolla)


thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

(via just-grasping-at-straws)


anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via pregamingthepregame)


What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

(via vixenscarlett)


jade-gray:

spiriedog:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh my god

fuck they caught francis.


friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

(via pregamingthepregame)