nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(via xenorolla)


molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via thats-so-meme)



novaprep:

with finals coming up :)

novaprep:

with finals coming up :)

(via thebackstabber)


adulthoodcanwait:

All the awards to Adam Hills.

(via thebackstabber)


gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

(via ruinedchildhood)


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(via pizza)


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ahrned:

is that pitbull

ahrned:

is that pitbull

(via pizza)




Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this