anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via pregamingthepregame)


What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

(via vixenscarlett)


jade-gray:

spiriedog:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh my god

fuck they caught francis.


friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

(via pregamingthepregame)


IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via jensensbulge)

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via occlumensea)


wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)


grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

image

when you have sex with your friend’s crush

image

(via zackisontumblr)


super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(via vixenscarlett)


janetmock:

Janet Mock on Beyoncé’s feminism.

We can be sexual, sexy and flawless while advocating and fighting and educating and uplifting and critiquing and challenging and giving and everything.

(via xenorolla)


When we realize how little we mean to the universe, we realize how important we are to each other.
Tom Delonge (via psych-facts)

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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

(via thats-so-meme)